By MORT INKINGBOT.
(This one’s rated NC-17 for doing the do. ;) Sticky, no other warnings.)
i see a lot of people go “OHHH CYCLONUS/TAILGATE IS FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIP”
and i just imagine tailgate being like “oh man i cant wait to frag cyclonus”
and the other robots are just like
"awww, so hes like a father to you, huh?"
and tailgate is just
staring at them
before he finally mutters
"no im gonna fuck him right in the pussy what the fuck"
Anyone got any random fap fantasies Teebs could have?
Getting that bucket head if u know what I mean
At first I thought you meant bucket head like Megs giving head and then I saw you mean his spike and I was like “both are good”
(Bucket head referring to his spike makes me think of Megs having a chunky head on his spike makes me laugh, better lube up and get real wet Teebs)
imagine your otp having sex and then making an aftersex snack and eating it together
Step 1. Imagine your favourite character.
Step 2. Now imagine them in a crop top and tight jeans and lipstick
Step 3. you’re welcome
Megs can’t sing well. He tries to hum to Kevlar, and well, he seems to like it.